1. i’m just realizing that if you go through my selfies my eyebrows get smaller and smaller until they disappear completely and I can’t stop laughing about it

     
  2. 01:29

    Notes: 539793

    Reblogged from slutrock

    Tags: about me

    movsi:

    *puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

     
  3. 01:12

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    Reblogged from brvndilynn

    Tags: drugsperhaps

    image: Download

    (Source: meme4u)

     
  4. 01:07

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    Reblogged from brvndilynn

    Tags: the front bottomslyrics

    image: Download

    (Source: oalat)

     
  5. 01:06

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    Reblogged from slutrock

    Tags: always

    circumcising:

    I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

     
    1. pesthouse said: wtf mane you late af

    I know, I know. But I’ve always been like “nahhhh I don’t need that I wouldn’t use it” and then I installed it for shits and found out I was very wrong

     
  6. 00:52

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    Reblogged from disgustinghuman

    Tags: possumd'awh

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    rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

    rotifers:

    How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

    (Source: poopoopuffs)

     
  7. 00:45

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    Reblogged from adultprivilege

    Tags: sarcasmabusechild abuse

    danbutt:

    ha ha look at this parent being emotionally abusive to their child! ha ha the dad shot his daughters laptop, another dad ran over his sons video games with a lawn mower, this mother is public abusing her daughter and her friends ha ha it’s funny because the kids probably deserved it and it’s definitely not Abuse at all ha ha hee hee

     
  8. greed:

    i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again 

     
  9. 00:33

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    Reblogged from pesthouse

    Tags: foodcandyGOOD LORD

    thestudentprincesss:

    oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

    you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

    you can buy endless red skittles

    i never thought i’d see heaven